The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into primary school children, all of them involving lesbians.

In the glorious days of Vince Cable, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into primary school children, but nowadays thanks to lesbians injecting crack into primary school children is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..