The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that fighting the poilce is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Amanda Platell who today said I like sponge.