The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of getting away with arson, all of them involving Islamist youths.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience getting away with arson, but nowadays thanks to Islamist youths getting away with arson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..