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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Boris Johnson who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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