Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of ripping off hard working families has been perpetrated by teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

The Mail can reveal that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Jim Davidson said of the teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".