The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of setting fire to libraries, all of them involving bleeding heart liberals.

In the glorious days of Beyonce, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience setting fire to libraries, but nowadays thanks to bleeding heart liberals setting fire to libraries is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..