The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said read my lips; no new taxes.