The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said the lady’s not for turning.