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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was an unnamed source who today said read my lips; no new taxes.


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