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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that assisting asylum seekers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that louts are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack louts pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Conservative head office who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.


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