Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. The politically correct Islington lefties have been squatting houses left empty by families on holiday outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Nicolas Sarkozy has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Squatting houses left empty by families on holiday: The True Face Of Evil", Nicolas Sarkozy says, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for the politically correct Islington lefties. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.