The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans engaging in steamy sex romps was some bloke in the pub who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..