The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was The Queen who today said I like sponge.