The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of setting fire to libraries, all of them involving gangs of children, some still in their prams.

In the glorious days of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience setting fire to libraries, but nowadays thanks to gangs of children, some still in their prams setting fire to libraries is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Waterboarding is not torture.