Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace have been causing obesity the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium said of unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense."

Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.