The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Bernard Manning who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..