Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow Al Qu’aeda bosses such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but Al Qu’aeda bosses have this week been revealed as terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps Al Qu’aeda bosses would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Beyonce who this week said, "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is acceptable behaviour.