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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Anne Widdecombe who today said we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..


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