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I’m not racist but surely allowing ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Reading the works of Karl Marx is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy aren’t reading the works of Karl Marx in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Angela Merkel agrees with me, saying today, "society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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