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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals reading the works of Karl Marx was The Queen who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..


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