The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that destabilising the British way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was John Major who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..