The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that destabilising the British way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was some bloke in the pub who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..