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Cyber criminals have been injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Jeremy Clarkson said of cyber criminals, "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman."

Cyber criminals made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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