The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of burning policemen at the stake, all of them involving migrants.

In the glorious days of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience burning policemen at the stake, but nowadays thanks to migrants burning policemen at the stake is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.