The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are training in Al-Quaeda terror camps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams training in Al-Quaeda terror camps was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..