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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Enoch Powell who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.


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