Charlie Harvey

Daily Mail story generator

Another? »
Daily Mail Headline/Logo

The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Bernard Manning who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


Refresh/f5 for another daily mail story or maybe Tweet it.
This page uses the Daily Mail headline code by qwghlm. You’d probably like Dan and Dan’s Daily Mail song on youtube.