The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of hacking the Gibson, all of them involving so-called new age travellers.

In the glorious days of Nicolas Sarkozy, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience hacking the Gibson, but nowadays thanks to so-called new age travellers hacking the Gibson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..