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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of looting and pillaging supermarkets, all of them involving migrants.

In the glorious days of Bernard Manning, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience looting and pillaging supermarkets, but nowadays thanks to migrants looting and pillaging supermarkets is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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