I’m not racist but surely allowing glue-sniffing teenagers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Binge drinking on council estates is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that glue-sniffing teenagers aren’t binge drinking on council estates in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. An unnamed source agrees with me, saying today, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.