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With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more gangs of children, some still in their prams have been admiring Jeremy Corbyn?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into gangs of children, some still in their prams - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Admiring Jeremy Corbyn must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by gangs of children, some still in their prams.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about gangs of children, some still in their prams, The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police said "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it.".


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