The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of admiring Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving young muslim men.

In the glorious days of John Major, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience admiring Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to young muslim men admiring Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Our prisons are like holiday camps..