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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Paul Dacre who today said we are a grandmother.


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