Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. The Unions have been burning policemen at the stake outside nursery schools.

Terror expert John Major has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Burning policemen at the stake: The True Face Of Evil", John Major says, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for the Unions. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.