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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Paul Dacre who today said Ban this sick filth.


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