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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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