The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was David Cameron who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..