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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said kill the poor.


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