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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is becoming ever more common, then we learn that louts are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack louts plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Conservative head office who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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