Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles have been voting for Jeremy Corbyn outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Theresa May has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Voting for Jeremy Corbyn: The True Face Of Evil", Theresa May says, "kill the poor".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for anarchists calling themselves the Wombles. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.