I’m not racist but surely allowing anarchists calling themselves the Wombles to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Engaging in steamy sex romps is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles aren’t engaging in steamy sex romps in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Some bloke in the pub agrees with me, saying today, "we are a grandmother".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.