The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that assisting asylum seekers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Anne Widdecombe who today said I like sponge.