The Mail has learned that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are responsible for being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul).

Has the world gone mad? Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Bernard Manning, who said "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there."