I’m not racist but surely allowing gypsies to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Hacking the Gibson is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that gypsies aren’t hacking the Gibson in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police agrees with me, saying today, "Hoorah for the blackshirts!".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.