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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are causing obesity every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams causing obesity was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..


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