Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow Guardian-reading do-gooders such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but Guardian-reading do-gooders have this week been revealed as injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps Guardian-reading do-gooders would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of A homeowner who this week said, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is acceptable behaviour.