The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by, all of them involving so-called refugees.

In the glorious days of Jacob Rees-Mogg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by, but nowadays thanks to so-called refugees injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Surely something can be done?.