The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Richard Littlejohn who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..