The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..