The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles urinating on the Union Jack was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..